Area Cat Achieves Liquid State, Refuses to Elaborate
Witnesses report the cat poured itself into a jar at approximately 3:14 p.m. and has since declined all interview requests. "It's a personal journey," said the jar.
Today’s forecast
70% soup
Cloudy with a chance of soup.
Clearing to light gravy.
- Temp
- Lukewarm
- Wind
- Whispering, mostly gossip
- UV
- Emotionally available
Markets
- BANANA▲ 3.14
- VIBES▼ 0.01
- NAPS▲ 99.9
- SOCKS (L)▼ 42.0
- SOCKS (R)▲ 42.0
Things I Have Eaten
- Spaghetti (60%)
- Regrets (20%)
- One crayon (20%)
This Week
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Every day is Thursday now. We voted.
Shop Things Nobody Asked For
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Left-Handed Spoon$49
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Decaf Water$12
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Pre-Folded Air$3
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Instant Echo$8 $8 $8
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Portable Hole$0
Very Important Progress
Do Not Press
Buy milk. Or a cow. Whatever's easier.
Remember to forget the thing.
Call mom back (she called in 2019)
Water the rock 🪨
“Five stars. Would fracture again.”
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